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surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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kanon hokawa
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via puertoricantwink)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck, via 5ubway)

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

(via tumblinwithhotties)

milliondollapussy:

Brave is my favorite movie 

milliondollapussy:

Brave is my favorite movie 

(via faggotarian)

legalmexican:

Me too my mutuals

(Source: beverlyhilton, via backdoorteenmom)